Cartoon-style scene showing two kangaroos near a wooden fence. One kangaroo looks suspicious and wears a nightcap, while the other is bending down as if trying to unlock the fence with a key. The fence has a sign that reads "LOCKED AT NIGHT." Above them, the text says "KANGAROO FENCE" with the subtitle "A ZOO ESCAPE STORY." In the background, there is a tall building under a cloudy sky.

The Zoo’s Great Escape

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No matter how high the zoo officials built the enclosure fence, the kangaroo kept escaping—until a neighboring camel asked how high the walls would eventually go.A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel [...]
A happy little boy with curly hair wearing blue overalls and a white shirt, sitting on grass. He is pointing at a man with short brown hair and a green plaid shirt, kneeling and holding an orange kitten above a basket. The basket contains four kittens of different colors, with the phrase "PRINTED ON THE BOTTOM!" written on it. Above, a thought bubble with a light bulb symbolizes an idea. The text reads: "THE SECRET UNDERNEATH - A Little Boy’s Discovery."

Printed on the Bottom

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A three-year-old boy returns home from seeing a new litter of kittens and breathlessly explains to his mother exactly how his dad figured out which ones were boys and girls.A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, “There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.” “How did you know that?” his mother asked. “...